benanderson89:

hi-im-meg-im-a-demon:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

potatinator:

sarcastic-asexual-kanaya:

airred:

bottombitchstrider:

auhren:

fapitalism:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

here’s a picture of drool on my tablet from me laughing so hard

I AM ACTUALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHING

hgjdksghbda

My grandma just came into my room and asked if i was ok she thought i was in pain or something but NO THATS NOT IT IM LAUGHING SO GODDAMN HAR DJESUS FUCKIFNG CRHISFT

MY DOG IS BARKING AT IT OMG 

OMFG I WAS LISETING TO THIS I COULDN’T FEEL MY SIDES, THEN I SEEN THE PICTURE OF THE DROOL AND ROLLED OFF MY BED I CANT!!! 

MY HALLMATES ARE TEXTING ME TO SHUT UP BECAUSE IT’S 2 AM AND THEY HAVE A FINAL TOMORROW BUT I CAN’T STOP HELP ME

Things were going so well, then I got smack in the face with a pile of “What the ever loving f***?!?!?”

I’M DEAD

CALL THE CORONER

HermanBaggins plays this as my theme song on the SlaughterHouse TF2 servers all the time. MY SONGGGG <3 <3 <3 <3

nemurism:

どういう風に描いているか質問が来たので

I got a question how to draw my art last week. I always use SAI for line art or rough sketch, and almost use Photoshop for painting. Thanks for asking!

nemurism:

リョーイチ先生がちゃんと狸なとこがミソやね

starkinglyhandsome:

roseriku:

I have been waiting for this gifset my whole life.

#me and cam

yes

Recipes are here!

gruesomebeast:

Color Spectrum of the DC Universe

glowhyena:

solidstomak:

hootaloo:

missjessicasmith:

tastefullyoffensive:

Virgin Airlines Launches the First Glass-Bottomed Plane

oh hell no

BLESS.

UNITED PLEASE GET THIS SHIT.

yes, id like that heart attack when im flying

All of passengers will be staying in their seats while flying. Until the plane lands, they will get up and will be running  in the hell for the toilet.

kuiperfrog:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

crispysnakes:

 Xenodermus Javanicus - Dragon Snake

(Source thread)

Omg this is my obscure holy grail

I love this. I wonder if Ouro likes it too…

thecakebar:

Healthy Chocolate Banana on a Stick Recipe 

thecakebar:

Romantic Treat!

thecakebar:

yum yum….brownie sundae!